Author Archives: Henry Beorngard
Anyone who orders h2o or DiHydrogen MonoOxide at a restaurant is an asshole. On another note I need something to drink, and please wipe me.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO START PUTTING UP HALLOWEEN BLOGS. I STILL AM BUT THE NATURE WILL HAVE CHANGED. THEY NOW WILL NO LONGER BE ABOUT BUILDING THINGS BUT NOW PROBABLY THE IDIOTS THAT COME INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE. … Continue reading
FIRST OFF, HALLOWEENIEING IS A WORD. IT IS THE ACT OF BEING A HALLOWEENIE. THERE IS AN EASY WAY TO TELL IF YOU ARE A HALLOWENIE. DO YOU KNOW WHO DOUG FURGUSON IS? IF SO YOU ARE ONE. HAPPY HALLOWEEN … Continue reading
SO, LETS START THIS. ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN THE TITLE KNOWS THE FIRST REASON. IF NOT HERE ARE TWO WORDS: CAPS LOCK. IT IS OBNOXIOUS. THE SECOND THING IS THE PICTURE ON ITUNES. THE GUY WITH RED HAIR. AND … Continue reading
Well here is my post about idiots, waterfalls, and screaming. Of course there are going to be idiots. This is Beorngard. And since we are on vacation there are waterfalls. And when I am around there are usually screaming people. … Continue reading
Hey. We are on vacation. I only have my iPod and tablet which haven’t been in for the last week. They are on now so I will update. But let’s just say it involves idiots (duh), slippery rocks, and people … Continue reading
Watching track and field specifically triple jump. The fake Kerri Walsh is Olga Rypakova. I must hate Kerri Walsh. Cheers¿¡¿